Hello from Kansas City
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 8:18 pm
Greetings! I'm Colonial Warrior Bishop, assigned to the Blackstar Squadron aboard the Battlestar Galactica. I've acquired some Cylon security codes and managed to sneak onto this Basestar. Nice place. Very clean. Shiny.
I recently had a laser fight with Mr. Cylon-Knight. He's a crafty one. Doesn't look too quick on the draw but he's got mad skills with a laser pistol. My overconfidence got the best of me and I barely escaped. I ran away. We Colonials seem to do that when Cylons are around.
I enjoy all the old school Colonial entertainment... BSG, Ghostbusters, Star Trek, Space 1999, Logan's Run, Star Wars. Been building props and costumes when I'm not running away from Cylons. Finished a proton pack last year and currently working on a Viper Pilot helmet.
While hiding out on this Basestar, your shipside counter intelligence algorithms may report elevated inquires regarding "how to build a Centurion helmet" (I really need one for my trophy room... oops!, said too much). Pay no attention to that automated message Centurions, it's a false reading. Go on with your business. Just keep walking around, bumping into things, not catching Warriors hiding around corners and in air shafts. By the way, why do Cylon Basestars have air breathable by humans?
I will say adieu for tonight and leave you with a little something I whipped up on the shuttle trip over here...
I recently had a laser fight with Mr. Cylon-Knight. He's a crafty one. Doesn't look too quick on the draw but he's got mad skills with a laser pistol. My overconfidence got the best of me and I barely escaped. I ran away. We Colonials seem to do that when Cylons are around.
I enjoy all the old school Colonial entertainment... BSG, Ghostbusters, Star Trek, Space 1999, Logan's Run, Star Wars. Been building props and costumes when I'm not running away from Cylons. Finished a proton pack last year and currently working on a Viper Pilot helmet.
While hiding out on this Basestar, your shipside counter intelligence algorithms may report elevated inquires regarding "how to build a Centurion helmet" (I really need one for my trophy room... oops!, said too much). Pay no attention to that automated message Centurions, it's a false reading. Go on with your business. Just keep walking around, bumping into things, not catching Warriors hiding around corners and in air shafts. By the way, why do Cylon Basestars have air breathable by humans?
I will say adieu for tonight and leave you with a little something I whipped up on the shuttle trip over here...
I will not underestimate you next time!
